- What do you do with a sick boat?
- Take it to the doc
- Who does a pharaoh talk to when he is sad?
- His mummy
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
- Pumpkin Pi
- What kind of music do mummies listen to?
- What do Eskimos get from witting on the ice too long?
- What do you call a man who gets into a fight with his cat?
- What did the psychiatrist say when the man walked into his office wearing Saran Wrap?
- I can clearly see you're nuts
- How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
- Eclipse it